Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral Metcalfe Gayden Paperback
Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral Metcalfe Gayden Paperback Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no…
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Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral Metcalfe Gayden Paperback
Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no impediment to belonging to it. But there are quintessential rules and rituals for kicking the bucket tastefully. Down South, they don't forget you when you've up and died--in fact, they visit you more often.
Can you be properly buried without tomato aspic? Having a flawless funeral is one of them.In this deliciously entertaining slice of Southern life (and death), inveterate hostess Gayden Metcalfe explains everything you need to know to host an authentic Southern funeral. Who prepares tastier funeral fare, the Episcopal ladies or the Methodist ladies?
And what does one do when a family gets three sheets to the wind and eats the entire feast the night before a funeral?Each chapter includes a delicious, tried-and-true Southern recipe, critical if you plan to die tastefully any time soon. Pickled Shrimp,