Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-By-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths Toribio Alberto

A no-holds-barred, medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb from the Dirtbag Astrologer himself!Astrology--what is it good for? Not necessarily in that order. According to Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life.

Toribio guides readers through the horrible ins and outs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. But maybe in that order? You will feel attacked, and you will laugh bitterly about the signs of your exes, and afterwards, you will follow Toribio through the whats and whys of Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other crucial information that will lay bare your emotional truths and maybe elicit a giggle or two.

Follow along for this lovingly degenerate handbook to the stars from an astrologer who will give you the hard truths, even when it hurts