Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole f**King Face Explodes
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole f**King Face Explodes Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood…
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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole f**King Face Explodes
Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions.Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair.
But there's a problem. The one they call Spiderweb.Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes.
He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin. Then her face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae.At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend's